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The Elements of F*cking Style

Co-written with my cousin, Jake Hansen.

The best-selling English grammar guide for the modern student.

Every English language writer knows The Elements of Style. But in today’s society, writers are few and far between. One glance at Twitter or Facebook will tell you everything you need to know about the current status of the English language. We’ve replaced clarity with speed and intelligence with like, stupidity, you know? To call us writers would be tantamount to perjury, and asking the huddled masses to read something as dry as an English grammar guide is clearly asking too much. And so it was out of this truth that The Elements of Fucking Style was born. It serves to fill the gap between philosopher and the common ape; to help enlighten and educate, but also entertain. Grammar has never before been so much fucking fun.

Published by St. Martin’s Press—this helpful little book has sold over 25,000 copies.

USDTea

USDTea

Made with friends at Mossy

USDTea is the first stablecoin backed by cans of AriZona Iced Tea. To stabilize the troubled cryptocurrency ecosystem, we’ve introduced a new token backed by a hard asset that has maintained the same price for over 30 years: AriZona Iced Tea.

While other stablecoins attempt to peg to dollar amounts through questionable algorithms or opaque investment strategies, we guarantee our liquidity with sweet, delicious liquid.

Lots of press

Dashlane

Made at Lightning Orchard with Paige Whitaker, Conor Dooley, Jim Lasser, and the legendary Jeff Kling

Dashlane is a password manager that wants you to be more random in life. Made with friends at Lightning Orchard.

An interactive video that lets you journey through space, time, and music, itself. Radio broadcasts leave Earth at the speed of light and travel outwards into space. As you move farther away from our planet—the closer you’ll get to older broadcasts—and the older the music you would hear. So venturing out into space is kind of like moving backwards through time—and the entire history of music that’s been beamed out over the radio.

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NYT — The Voter Suppression Trail

NYT — The Voter Suppression Trail

Emmy nominated Op-ed piece for The New York Times

/imagine The Best First Lines from Great Books

/imagine The Best First Lines from Great Books

Midjourney imagines the opening lines of great books

Non-fungible Olive Gardens

Non-fungible Olive Gardens

When you're here you're family!

TD Ameritrade – Tiktoks

TD Ameritrade – Tiktoks

Three pretty silly Tiktoks for a bank

RIPmyNFT

RIPmyNFT

Turn your dead NFT into a Spirit Halloween store!

Human Record Player

Human Record Player

Turn yourself into a human record player for Weezer's latest track

TD Ameritrade – Education

TD Ameritrade – Education

New campaign for TD Ameritrade

Oikos Cryceps

Oikos Cryceps

Spot for oikos yogurt made for the 2020 draft

OscarHub

OscarHub

Deepfaking pornstars into Oscar winning roles.

The Elements of F*cking Style

The Elements of F*cking Style

The best-selling English grammar guide for the modern student

Dear Fitness Industry

Dear Fitness Industry

Calling out fitness companies to be more inclusive in a new campaign from Degree

USDTea

USDTea

USDTea is the first stablecoin backed by cans of AriZona Iced Tea

Hypetags

Hypetags

Late capitalism meets neoliberal sneakerhead kitsch on Tiktok

TD Ameritrade – thinkorswim™

TD Ameritrade – thinkorswim™

Campaign for thinkorswim™ by
TD Ameritrade

TD Ameritrade – Options

TD Ameritrade – Options

I can do boring copywriting too!

Build Beyond Words

Build Beyond Words

A real-time climate change bullshit tracker

Blockedchain

Blockedchain

NFTs you can only mint if you've been blocked on Twitter

Google

Google

Creative Lab & Assorted Agencies

NYT — Privacy Chicken!

NYT — Privacy Chicken!

A game that you can only win by giving up more and more of your personal information. You probably should not play this

MTA Country!

MTA Country!

A game about the awfulness of the NYC subway system

Fantaknee Football

Fantaknee Football

A game where you hold down spacebar to kneel during the national anthem

Musk Lander

Musk Lander

A game where you attempt to land Elon Musk's Mars lander

The GOP Arcade

The GOP Arcade

8-bit video games that responded to news events and political ongoings

Dashlane

Dashlane

Dashlane is a password manager that wants you to be more random in life

Tablet Hotels

Tablet Hotels

Campaign for Tablet Hotels, by Michelin

Lightyear.fm

Lightyear.fm

An interactive music video that lets you journey through space, time, and music itself

Thoughts & Prayers: the game

Thoughts & Prayers: the game

Think and pray your way to stopping gun violence in America

Drunk Shopping

Drunk Shopping

The shopping experience that delights in sloppy judgement

Oil Paintings from China

Oil Paintings from China

Did you know you can hire a Chinese oil painting factory to paint pretty much anything you want?

Trump’s Pussy Grabber

Trump’s Pussy Grabber

Grab as many pussies as you can in 30 seconds. It's fun.

EpiPen Tycoon

EpiPen Tycoon

Play as Mylan CEO Heather Bresch and build your pharmaceutical empire

The Cage Cage

The Cage Cage

A VR experiment that puts you in a cage surrounded by Nic Cage movies

Trump Toss

Trump Toss

Toss as many hispanics over the border wall as fast as you can

Angry Olds

Angry Olds

Fight the youngs! Fling olds at the pillars of western society

Bomb the Right Place

Bomb the Right Place

A very underhanded way of teaching people geography

Seinquest2000

Seinquest2000

An important collaboration with Seinfeld2k

Unbaby.me

Unbaby.me

Replace babies in your newsfeed with others things, like cats

Fame Control

Fame Control

Stop mass shooters from getting notoriety by blocking their names and faces on the internet

Shove

Shove

An extension that let you forcibly open a new tab in your friend's browser

The World’s Most Exclusive Website

The World’s Most Exclusive Website

A website that only allowed verified Twitter users inside

Cloak

Cloak

An app that helps you avoid people in real life

Seeing Eye People

Seeing Eye People

Solving the most important first world problem of our time

Gant

Gant

Hacking sound and captions in a campaign for Gant

The Equal Pay Day Project

The Equal Pay Day Project

We used a water jet machine on FB Live to literally show the gender wage gap

Troll the NSA

Troll the NSA

Jam up the surveillance systems with this suspicious sounding letter

Hate with Friends

Hate with Friends

See if you and a friend mutually hate each other

The Blink-182 Film Festival You Didn’t Know You Entered

The Blink-182 Film Festival You Didn’t Know You Entered

A music video for blink-182 made out of fan videos who technically violated copyright laws

Likecreeper

Likecreeper

A little game of Russian roulette on Instagram

Buzzfeed

Buzzfeed

Helped build and grow the creative department of this company whose stock you should not buy lol fail

Inception Folder

Inception Folder

Your desktop is the scene of the crime

Charity Bribes

Charity Bribes

A site that baited celebrities into doing cool stuff in the name of charity. Our first target? Larry David

Vicemo

Vicemo

People paying for sex, drugs, and booze on Venmo

When Did You Choose to be Straight?

When Did You Choose to be Straight?

A viral video that challenged people's notions about gay rights