CEO told us we are days away from total destruction

United Airlines?

okbye.

A. Name of Company as you do not work there anyways.

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which company?

do maccie D even have engineers?

Wait...your used to work for a now CLOSED DOW 30 COMPANY?! What?...No news about it on IBT or any business news wire?

oh and

Ciao.

Doom of this magnitude has heavy leaks, you can't keep it plugged! So, to believe that this anonymous coward has access to this level of doom info, but literally no one else is saying this, is a fallacy!

Sharky cat!

Well, I work for a Future 500 company and my CEO told me that starting this Sunday, it will rain pussies (not of the kitten type) for 40 days, so I am going out this Sunday to grab some pussies by their pussies...

So we really did elect the last Trump?

3M, Boeing, Apple, Amex, Caterpillar, Coca-Cola, Cisco, Chevron, Disney, Dupont, Exxon, GE, Goldman-Sachs, Home Depot. IBM, Intel, Johnson & Johnson, JPMorgan Chase, McDonald's, Merck, Microsoft, Nike, Pfizer, Proctor & Gamble, Traveler's, United Technologies, United Health, Visa, Verizon, Wal-Mart.

Would have to be one of these.

Don't think any of them have announced they are closed.

OP already in Auckland and there's no internet there.

And he didn't even give everyone a PAID vacation last week leading up to it?

lol.

Nice CEO!

I love short term doom hits from the bong!

He said "the last week of human existence"???

Yeah right.

OP is full of shit!!!

If the company is closed we will only hear on monday ...

Oh gee do you work for Wells Fargo? Could be true.

Let us see now...the sky is falling. NOT

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:gfhfhgfh:

OP, he just meant that youre fired. "Clean out your locker" isnt the same as "we're all gonna die".

I am out of a job along with 10,000 other employees as well come Monday. It is also a large global company.


I was told do spend my remaining days wisely.

Is it better to not exist in Omaha

or to not exist in New Zealand?

Aukland, huh? Is that anywhere near Shuthefuckupistan?

Is your CEO called Uncle?

Uncle CEO

If he left for Auckland he won't be on this thread as the Op again.