NatSec Source: Barak Obama being SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED as EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO E.T.

I thought he was already ET's ambassador to EARTH!

Haha how many trillions of dark money will he control?

They need somebody who enjoys a good anal probe

Can you hear me now?

what a dumb ass choice that would be

Obama is part of a cult that hijacked America's government. He wont be ambassador to much

I thought the ambassador was Ozzy...

A perfect example of humanity:
A homosexual AIDS victim cocaine using freakazoid.

(BTW - there are no aliens).

Can I ? Can I ? Huh? Huh???

"Proof of aliens will lead to new religions and massive military spending - Barack Obama"

Key words: massive military spending

He wants moneyz

Aliens are just an excuse

The only reason Obama does anything anymore is for moneyz

Aka, the anti Christ?

Pretty sure Bill Murray would be the best person for the job.

He will let them know how naturally racist they and white people are.
The Antichrist~

Yeah. A psycho who personally thousands of drone strikes. Perfect.

You guys know that was a joke from one of Obama's own videos?

Well he has been seen hanging out with bigfoot for a while now...

He's going to tell the ETs to kill whitey.

Chicago Mayor Lightfoot

Admiral Akbar is trusted throughout the galaxy.

Good maybe they probe his stretched out bunghole so hard it cures him of the gayness.

Good luck with that

They are well aware of what is going on on this planet

These "aliens" are demons.

WHEN HE GETS THE JOB

CAN WE IMPEACH THE BLOOD SUCKING PARASITE

He isn’t exactly all black. The aliens will probably make him a bath house boy

BARRY SOETORO

AKA
OBUMMER
WAS SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD

MILITARY TRIBUNAL

Bwhahaha we're fucking doomed.

I'm surprised they haven't considered Greta

Hid oversized ears make him an ambassador to the Ferengi Alliance.